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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden in their Wyoming
ranch. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent
eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to
see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating, " her father replied
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs, " her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment then took
her foot and stomped them flat saying, "Well, we're not having any of that
Brokeback-Mountain crap in our garden."
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden in their Wyoming
ranch. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent
eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to
see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating, " her father replied
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs, " her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment then took
her foot and stomped them flat saying, "Well, we're not having any of that
Brokeback-Mountain crap in our garden."
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