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The Electric chair
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There were three men on death row, a Brit,
an American, and an Irishman. They are all set to be put in the
electric chair.
The Brit gets strapped up first. The executioner asks if he's got any last words to say. The Brit says, "God bless the Queen and England." The executioner proceeds to the switch, but nothing happens.
The executioner tells the Brit, that he'll come back for him. He then goes to the chair where the American is strapped down and asks for his last words. The Americian says, "God bless America."
The executioner pulls the switch, but again nothing happens.
The executioner tells the American to sit tight because he'll be back for him. He then walks over to the Irishman strapped in the seat and asks for his last words. Paddy replies, "Yes, you see, you forgot to plug the damn thing in you idiot!"
The Brit gets strapped up first. The executioner asks if he's got any last words to say. The Brit says, "God bless the Queen and England." The executioner proceeds to the switch, but nothing happens.
The executioner tells the Brit, that he'll come back for him. He then goes to the chair where the American is strapped down and asks for his last words. The Americian says, "God bless America."
The executioner pulls the switch, but again nothing happens.
The executioner tells the American to sit tight because he'll be back for him. He then walks over to the Irishman strapped in the seat and asks for his last words. Paddy replies, "Yes, you see, you forgot to plug the damn thing in you idiot!"
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Category:
Other & Random
Date:
05/11/08
Views:
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Description:
A Brit, an American and an irishman faced the electric chair.
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