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How To Tell You're Married

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Three women one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

 

After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

 

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

 

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

 

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Category: Men & Women
Date: 05/10/08
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pizano's avatar by pizano Sun May 11 15:55:23 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Yep, the honeymoon's definitely over!

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Wed May 14 17:21:02 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

>tsk< and what is HE doing to keep things 'alive'? ;-)

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Thu May 15 12:04:23 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

HA! Coulda been worse. He could have suggested Silver give the Lone Ranger his mask back! ;-) ~JIBS~

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