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YOU HAVE TO WONDER

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You have to Wonder

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Joe Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock ( MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.

While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio ( MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with gasoline (from SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

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At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA!

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Oh yes, remember to spend your tax rebate/economic stimulus check to help the American economy!

About the only thing still made in America is Budweiser, so guess I will spend my rebate on beer!

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Date: 05/06/08
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Superstringz's avatar by Superstringz Mon Jun 02 14:44:58 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

Now, who owns the companies that make the stuff?

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