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> A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a
> nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they
> had to put him in an Irish home.
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> After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
> "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful!
> Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
> "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place
> for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
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> "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
> residents here," grandpa says with a big smile.
> "There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the
> violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
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> "There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the
> bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
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> "There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for
> 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
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> "And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The
> Fuckin' Mexican'"
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