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Wedding - Georgia Style

It all started out with me pickin up my blushin bride in a limo down at the 7 Eleven where she got off work.

 My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pickup the receiption viddles.

I took my blushin bride to a place where she could get dressed up and all.

 My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach, if you know what I mean, so we had the preacher meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony.

Afterward, Pappy took a picture of my bride by her new tractor.

It was a weddin gift from our uncle.

Now that the ceremony was done. It was time to celebrate.  Granny has the cooler all stocked up with Beer.

 Bubba dragged out the grill.

 Cousin Nester went ot roastin up some weiners.

 Meanwhile everyone enjoyed some yard games.

Some of the fellas went water skiing. 

 The Hatfield girs brought their guns, jest in case.

 When the fun was over, Itook my bride to our homeymoon suite.

 It even had air conditioning

 After the honeymoon we loaded up and moved.

 To our beautiful waterfront condo.