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The analogy is absolutely right on . . . 
 
Maxine tells it like it is!!!! 
 
 
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What 
 
a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a 
week we had 
 
hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily 
 
accessible food. 
 
 
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the 
table, 
 
and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: 
 
on the patio tile, the chairs, the table . 
 
everywhere! 
 
Then some of the birds turned mean. 
 
They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them 
 
out of my own pocket. 
 
 
And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and 
 
squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded 
 
that I fill it when it got low on food. 
 
 
 
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took 
 
down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their 
 
mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. 
 
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.... quiet, serene and no one 
demanding 
 
their rights to a free meal. Now let's see. Our government gives out 
 
free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows 
anyone 
 
born here to be an automatic citizen. 
 
 
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to 
 
pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 
6 
 
hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is 
 
behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. 
 
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank 
talk 
 
to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking 
and 
 
screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. 
 
 
 
Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down 
the bird feeder. 
 
 
If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue 
 
cleaning up the poop!