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BIG IFs
1. - If Yoko Ono married
Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
2. - If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
3. - If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
4. - If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
5. - If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
6. - If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
7. - If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
8. - Nog (Quark's nephew on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
9. - If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
10. - If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck (hey, it's the 2000's), divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
11. - If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."
2. - If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
3. - If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
4. - If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
5. - If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
6. - If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
7. - If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
8. - Nog (Quark's nephew on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
9. - If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
10. - If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck (hey, it's the 2000's), divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
11. - If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."
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Date:
05/01/08
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Comments (Add Comment)
(~¿ô) <---- still shakin' head.....
replyThat 'torques' my gourd!
replyNow those were very different...
replyIf your reading this remember to JIB it.... it's funny!
reply7 and 11. too funny.
replyLove these name combos!
reply#7 was my favorite. ;-) jibbed
replyANOTHER GOOD ONE BARB..... FUNNY........
replyIf you could see me now I would be shaking my head in wonder. Jib!
replyI can't decide which I like better - Bo ?* or Dogg Pooh! Big JIB
replyI can't believe they bleeped H O
replyAll I can say is WOW.... (jib)
replyLove these!
replyThese made me dizzy! But, if they also make me laugh, I give them a big JIB!
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