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A Cowboy Walks Into a Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks,
"Where is everybody?"
The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.
"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling," answered the bartender.
When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks,
"Where is everybody?"
The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.
"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling," answered the bartender.
Uploaded by:
barbikins
Category:
Word Fun (Puns, Phrases)
Date:
04/30/08
Views:
294
Description:
Thanks to Tullcat for this one.
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Comments (Add Comment)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh dear... ;-)
replyGroannnnnn. You are the queen of Groaners Barb. ;-) jibbed
replyNo...no... no..... aw, hell,.... NOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!! I gotta go. 'SOMEONE GOT SOME PEPTO?? CUZ THAT ONE DID A NUMBER ON MY BELLY!!(~¿ô)..... and she blamed Tullcat for this??? SHEEEESSSHHHH!! 'Hereby JIBBED!! (~¿ô)
replyHA HA ... good one! : )
replyI heard about this tragic story....Pete's wife went on to become a bag lady they say......tough.
replyOOOhh,Barb.....GRRROOOAAANNNN!(and also jibbed!)
replybwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
replyOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
replyaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh!
replyOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Guess he should have just crumpled!
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