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BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE TO READ

IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.  
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.  
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God

Buddha.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.  
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Cover Me,  I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,

But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)  
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service.

Gals: No Shirt, No Charge!

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 Ax Me! About Ebonics.

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Body By Nautilus

Brain By Mattel.

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Heart Attacks:

God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Honk!  If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AND Finally

'POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON'