Jibs so far:

5

Jabs so far:

1

A man burst into a crowded bank, ordered everyone into a corner, and then got his bag filled with packets of money.

But instead of running out, he approached the crowd of terrified customers.

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He picked out one and asked,

"Did you see me rob this bank?"

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The man replied, "Uhhhh,....Yes sir,.... I did."

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

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He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,

"Did you see me rob this bank?"

"No sir, I sure didn't," the man replied .......

".....but my wife did !!!"