Jibs so far:

7

Jabs so far:

1

WIFELY   DUTIES                               
                              
                              
                    
Three men were sitting and  bragging about how they had                   
given their new wives duties at home.                   
                    
The first man had married a woman from Iowa,  told            her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning.    It took a couple days, but on the third day, he came home   to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.                   
                    
The second man had married a woman from Delaware         He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the        cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By  the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes         were done, and food was on the table.                   
                    
The third man married a girl from Florida. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean,  dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye - just enough to fix himself a bite to  eat and load the dishwasher.