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Jabs so far:

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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.' He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.' She looked puzzled, and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly. He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.' The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her Biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.' The man smiled back to her and once again, 'S-H-I-T.' The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, ''T -G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?' The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?' The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday..........