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colonoscopys are no joke
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TOO FUNNY -
THE LAST ONE IS THE
BEST
Colonoscopies are no
joke, but these comments during the
exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that
the
following are actual comments made by his
patients
(predominately male) while he was performing
their
colonoscopies:
1.
'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
before!
2.
'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4.
'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
yet?'
5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8.
'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet
feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
And the best one of all..
13.
'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there?'
Uploaded by:
sillygamer3
Category:
Word Fun (Puns, Phrases)
Date:
04/21/08
Views:
301
Description:
Ajoke about funny things people say during medical procedures
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Would love to see the doc's face when these comments were made ;-) jibbed
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