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 Genealogy

 A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

 The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

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Category: Kids & Family
Date: 04/13/08
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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Sun Apr 13 11:54:20 PDT 2008 (6 months ago)

This is what you call, a perfect joke! EXCELLENT, E!! Big jibs!! (~¿ô)

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sanmarkey's avatar by sanmarkey Fri Apr 25 13:30:56 PDT 2008 (5 months ago)

well we men have always monkeyed around............you're beautiful..........

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