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Fast Sex
Eddie wanted
desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in
his office ... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got
so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if
you let me have sex with you..."The girl looked at him, and then
said, "NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whathappened....?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters.
Uploaded by:
Betty_Jo
Category:
Sexy Funny
Date:
04/12/08
Views:
514
Description:
Eddie wasn't as dumb as he looked!
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She was going through the change!
replyI would have used pennies ;-)
replyBright boy!
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