Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

2

> 

> A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

> She

> lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a  boat below. She shouted

> to him, "Excuse me, can you help  me? I promised a friend I would meet

> him an hour ago, but I  don't know where I am."

> 

> The man consulted his portable  GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air

> balloon, approximately 30  feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet

> above sea level. You are at

> 31

> degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes

> west longitude"

> 

> She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

> 

> "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

> 

> "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is

> technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your

> information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to

> me."

> 

> The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat"

> 

> "I am ," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

> 

> "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are

> going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot

> air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you

> expect me to solve your problem.

> You're in  exactly the same position you were in before we met, but,

> somehow, now it's my fault."

> 

>  And the Bickering between Parties continues!