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Charlton Heston NRA Spoof

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Uploaded by: Just Cuz
Category: TV, Music & Movies
Date: 04/10/08
Views: 983
Description: From, SNL Charlton Heston spoofs the NRA

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Thu Apr 10 10:36:07 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

i don't think the spoof is too far off from what he thought.

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jeffreysome's avatar by jeffreysome Thu Apr 10 11:43:40 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

I'll take a 10mm Glock 20...To go please!!....and can I get some fries with that?? JIB

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Just Cuz's avatar by Just Cuz Fri Apr 11 10:13:14 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

No Fries! CHIPS !!

jeffreysome's avatar by jeffreysome Fri Apr 11 10:36:17 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Well, can I at least get some cole slaw?

Just Cuz's avatar by Just Cuz Fri Apr 11 11:02:13 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

No cole slaw. Chips! Cheesebuger?

jeffreysome's avatar by jeffreysome Fri Apr 11 17:23:38 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

I just can't let this go on any longer, you Chip Nazi!!LOL

Just Cuz's avatar by Just Cuz Fri Apr 11 18:00:51 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

No Nazi, chips & Pepsi

ProfessorX's avatar by ProfessorX Tue Apr 15 22:07:28 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Naaa; HOME fries!!

Silver Rose's avatar by Silver Rose Thu Apr 10 12:00:40 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Hmmmm.....I didn't see the 88 widow-maker, that is a favorite of mine....made me a widow several times.

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pizano's avatar by pizano Thu Apr 10 12:41:38 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

You are so bad! ;-)

mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Thu Apr 10 12:12:50 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

I use a Winchester 1897 Trench gun for home defence ;-)

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pizano's avatar by pizano Thu Apr 10 12:42:48 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Hollow points and laser sights for home defense? How about a good ol' shotgun?

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ProfessorX's avatar by ProfessorX Tue Apr 15 22:09:21 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Safest! But what a mess...

pizano's avatar by pizano Tue Apr 15 22:57:41 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Tried to tell the wife all those holes in the walls are good for hanging pictures, but she wouldn't buy it....

Just Cuz's avatar by Just Cuz Wed Apr 16 07:26:31 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Sooo you taught Cheney!?

tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Thu Apr 10 13:15:01 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

schlimme and I have the same thoughts on that.......

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Thu Apr 10 16:20:54 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

i shot bb and pellet guns as a child. enjoyed it. shot my son's pistol and my 2nd husband's shotgun. enjoyed it. i'm not against fierarms, just stricter laws.

savfaad's avatar by savfaad Thu Apr 10 15:22:44 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

I'm with jefferysome on this...the 10mm Glock will go perfectly with my AR15. And pizano has a point; a shotgun is an excellent choice. Of course if these are offensive...you can always ward off an intruder with harsh words at 10 paces...or maybe a 'please don't hurt me' pleading.

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blw866's avatar by blw866 Thu Apr 10 18:25:57 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

I think I'll dig my .44 magnum out of the closet! *jibs*

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katmed's avatar by katmed Thu Apr 10 18:36:39 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Yeah I dont think that was to far off from what he thought! I am gonna miss him!

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cat2002's avatar by cat2002 Fri Apr 11 17:56:04 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

He was a fine actor. I was sorry to hear that he passed away the other day.

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silentwolf's avatar by silentwolf Fri Apr 11 19:29:54 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Long Live his memory....fine man & actor...of the finest sort, or so I'm told, I love guns too! Jibs

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Fri Apr 11 22:40:51 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

And thats why I land mined my yard.....or my dog did rather.....

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ProfessorX's avatar by ProfessorX Tue Apr 15 22:11:04 PDT 2008 (7 months ago)

Your version of Mattel's "slip 'n slide"??

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