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Happy International Disturbed People'...

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Today is
International Disturbed
People's Day

 

I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there, Sunshine,
cuz you're friggin' special.


Every sixty seconds you spend
angry, upset, or mad,
is a full
minute of happiness
you'll never get back
.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
 Kiss slowly,
 Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret
 anything that made you smile
.

Life may not be the party
we hoped for,
but while we're here
we should dance.


 

Please share an encouraging message with
a disturbed friend... just as I've done!

TexarkanaBaby

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Uploaded by: TexarkanaBaby
Category: Guides & Advice
Date: 04/07/08
Views: 912
Description: Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance... and yes, Smelter, YOU can dance nekked, if ya want! :-) Woooo, Baby!

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Tue Apr 08 05:00:51 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

love that picture! thanks, tex.

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jadedjay's avatar by jadedjay Tue Apr 08 09:47:12 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

I resemble that remark! Jay

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Tue Apr 08 12:20:28 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

now that's funny...... it also has a good message in it.... good find

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Tue Apr 08 19:44:17 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

Resemble??? I AM that remark! (~¿ô)

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Thu Apr 17 17:02:35 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

...and yet, Smelter, you still look great in that tu-tu! Who loves ya, baby? Tex does, of course! :-)

cheysdad2's avatar by cheysdad2 Tue Apr 08 21:28:10 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

THEIR COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY (ha ha, ?* ?*, hee hee)TO THE 'FUNNY FARM. You know something the guy in the picture looks a lot like Jim Carey.

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Mon Apr 14 01:44:03 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

geez louise, cheysdad2, did JibJab censor really edit your H*O H*O above... as in HA HA HOE HOE HEE HEE to the funny farm where life is..... tsk tsk maybe if you'd added "nappy headed" just before it ...nah, never mind! psst that's IS JC, btw!! :-)

ZATTAZ's avatar by ZATTAZ Fri Apr 11 19:10:39 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

I PUT MY FINGER INTO MY EAR & SAY "RED" SDRAWKCAB (DER)

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silentwolf's avatar by silentwolf Sat Apr 12 14:49:39 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

That's great! Love it...they say 3 out of 4 people are mentally disturbed, now think of your 3 best pals. If they seem normal to you, then YOU'RE the disturbed one! Big Jib!

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blw866's avatar by blw866 Sat Apr 12 22:45:50 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

Ok, I admit it, I am disturbed! *jibs*

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Chanel's avatar by Chanel Sun Apr 13 11:53:36 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

Great message!

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turtle2007's avatar by turtle2007 Tue Apr 15 12:41:50 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

love the message behind this 1 tex, keep up the good work!

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vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Fri Apr 18 20:51:30 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

Gee a day for just us nuts!

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