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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER \

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day.

" Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replied I stopped.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he said,

"Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive--and with a great deal of therapy may even walk again, but he'll probably continue to take his meals through a straw for quite a while. _____