Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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The Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.                                                                                                 

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.                                                                                                                                                                                                            

If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs,                                                                                                                         

If we purchase a computer, it will all go to India,                                                                                                                                       

 If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala,                                                        

If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan,                                                                                       

If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan And none of it will help the American economy.                                     

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.