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Remembering Rodney Dangerfield with a few quotes:

* A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

 * I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

* I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

* When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

* I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

* When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

 * I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

* I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

 * My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

* I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.

* If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.