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When I got back  from Canada last month I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to  exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line...Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who  was
trying to exchange yen for dollars...he was a little  irritated!

He asked the teller, "Why it change??  Yestoday, I  get two huna dolla for yen.  Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change??"
The teller shrugged her shoulders and said,  "Fluctuations".

The Asian guy said, "Fluc you white people,  too!"