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Why Christmas Trees are Better than Men
WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN
MEN
1. A Christmas tree is always
erect.
2. Even small ones give
satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12
days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good -
even when it's lit.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy
with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute
balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if
you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out
when it wears out.
9. You don't have to put up with a
Christmas tree all year.
10. You only have to feed/water it once
a week.
11. It's always there to light up your
life.
12. It gets turned on only when you
want it turned on.
13. It always smells nice and doesn't
pass gas.
14. If it needles you, you can toss it
out.
Haha
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