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The Atheist Bar Mitzvah speech

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Uploaded by: jamesal
Category: Religion
Date: 03/03/08
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Description: I guess he'd be more of an Agnostic?

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benjaminwolf's avatar by benjaminwolf Mon Mar 03 12:20:05 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

This is typically Jewish. Always questioning. According to a Jewish saying: "The most comprehensible thing about God is that God is incomprehensible."

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pizano's avatar by pizano Mon Mar 03 15:33:54 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

A funny thing happened on the way to his Bar Mitzvah....

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mark1800's avatar by mark1800 Mon Mar 03 16:16:26 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

I can't relate to his speech

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Mon Mar 03 20:28:57 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

me either , I just thought it was funny.

wise's avatar by wise Tue Mar 04 09:02:37 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

poor clueless child, oy vay

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Tue Mar 04 09:32:36 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

well said.

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Tue Mar 04 14:06:03 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

gotta give him credit for being honest about himself ;-)

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Tue Mar 04 21:09:06 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

WELL, HE SEEMED VERY HONEST ABOUT HIS FEELINGS.... LET'S JUST HOPE HE FIGURES IT ALL OUT ......AND DISCOVERS FAITH......

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jeffreysome's avatar by jeffreysome Fri Mar 07 12:55:31 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

It's just a guess, but the Rabbi is probably going to try to schedule some sort of Counciling Session, afterwards.

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MarleneKG's avatar by MarleneKG Mon Mar 31 21:47:42 PDT 2008 (5 months ago)

He seems to have missed recognizing the first miracle, HIS BIRTH - at least he questions and that leads to seeking answers.

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Tue Apr 01 00:35:44 PDT 2008 (5 months ago)

Whos "He"?(Dare I ask?)

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