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Dr. Seuss Explains how cell phones work.

I cannot call you from my car

I cannot call you from a far

I cannot call you from a tree

I cannot call you after three

It's like I'm talking in a can

I need a better calling plan

I cannot call you from a plane

I cannot call you from a train

Not in the rain, not in the fog

Not digital, not analog

I cannot call you far and near

They said my phone would work right here

Now I know what they call it a cell phone, You own it for two weeks and you wanna sell it.