Dr. Seuss Explains how cell phones work.
I cannot call you from my car
I cannot call you from a far
I cannot call you from a tree
I cannot call you after three
It's like I'm talking in a can
I need a better calling plan
I cannot call you from a plane
I cannot call you from a train
Not in the rain, not in the fog
Not digital, not analog
I cannot call you far and near
They said my phone would work right here
Now I know what they call it a cell phone, You own it for two weeks and you wanna sell it.









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LOL Thats funny, I don't have one and I don't want one! *jibs*
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