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KNOWLEDGE IS A SOMETIME THING
 
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an
airplane.

The stranger turned to her and said, "Let's
talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passengers."

The little girl who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said  to the stranger, "What would you
like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.... "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first."

"A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same
stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps  of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it a minute and says, " Wow... I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to discuss  nuclear power when you don't know
shit?"