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George and Osama discussed how to settle the war once and for all.

Their final decision was to do it with one big dog fight.

They agreed that they would have five years to breed the best fighting dogs in the world, and the owner of the winning dog would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama and his dog handler found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves they could find.

From the litters, they selected the biggest and strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death.

After five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.

His cage needed steel bars five inches thick just to keep him contained!

On the day of the fight, George and his Cajun dog handler, Boudreaux, showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund.

It was the strangest looking dog anyone had ever seen.

Boudreaux said it was a Cajun Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew there was no way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds with Osama's big, mean animal.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund slowly came out of its cage, wagged its tail, then waddled towards Osama's dog.

The ferocious Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of his cage, promptly charging the poor Dachshund.

But when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened its mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite!!

There was absolutely nothing left of the snarling beast.

Osama came up to George and Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief.

"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers, and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?"




"Da's easy", said Boudreaux, "We got de bess plasic surgins workin fo five year fo to make dat gator look like a weenie dog."