"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"

 By the time you read  through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".  With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between you as a hotel guest and hotel room-service somewhere in the good old USA today......

Room Service:  "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest:  "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service:  " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest:  "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service:  "Ow July den?"

Guest:  ".....What??"

Room Service:  "Ow July den?!?...pryed, boyud,poochd?"

Guest:  "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service:  "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest:  "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service:  "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest:  "What?"

Room Service:  "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest:  "I... don't think so."

RoomService:  "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest:  "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService:  "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest:  "Oh, English muffin & butter !!! ; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService:  "We bodder?"

Guest:  "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService:  "Wad?!?"

Guest:  "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService:  "Copy?"

Guest:  "Excuse me?"

RoomService:  "Copy...tea..meelk?"

Guest:  "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService:  "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .. rye??"

Guest:  "Whatever you say."

RoomService:  "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest:  "You're welcome"

Remember
I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "

.....and you do, don't you!