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Uploaded by: jamesal
Category: Parody & Spoofs
Date: 02/01/08
Views: 255
Description: By Monkeywithashotgun.com

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Fri Feb 01 15:05:03 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

the baby should have told him that grass doesn't grow on a busy street.

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Fri Feb 01 15:14:13 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

his name is 'Biff', right?

jamesal's avatar by jamesal Fri Feb 01 19:37:06 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

hes got the haircut

tullcat's avatar by tullcat Fri Feb 01 16:09:04 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

Yup, sounds like a jock to me. One time I was getting hassled by some d!ckweeds about choosing music over sports. My response? "Wait a minute, You and a bunch of large, sweaty men slapping each other on the bvtts run off to shower together while I'm naked in a hot tub with a bunch of willing, sweet nymphets.....and I'M the f@g?"

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pizano's avatar by pizano Fri Feb 01 17:13:09 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

Tough words from somebody only a few inches tall, Little Squirt!

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CaseAce's avatar by CaseAce Sat Feb 02 06:28:00 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

Cut the little fella some slack, you guys, he is, afterall, vertically challenged!

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mark1800's avatar by mark1800 Sat Feb 02 10:56:14 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

Must Be Chucky's Brother

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MSgtMackel's avatar by MSgtMackel Sat Feb 02 19:14:18 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

Damn, I missed out on the fish too!!!!

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Sat Feb 02 19:31:15 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

YEAH...HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BE CHUCKY'S BROTHER

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ocs1986's avatar by ocs1986 Sun Feb 03 05:43:54 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

I wonder if they will make a movie out of that one ... call it Biff meets Chucky. lol

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