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Two Old Friends
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Bill
and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world
problems.
and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world
problems.
One
day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
figured
maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Bill
hadn't shown up
for a week or so, Sam really got
worried. However, since the only time they
ever got
together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so
he was
unable to find out what had happened to
him.
day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
figured
maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Bill
hadn't shown up
for a week or so, Sam really got
worried. However, since the only time they
ever got
together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so
he was
unable to find out what had happened to
him.
A
month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold!
--there sat
Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to
see him and told him so. Then
he said, 'For crying out
loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I have been in
jail.'
month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold!
--there sat
Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to
see him and told him so. Then
he said, 'For crying out
loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I have been in
jail.'
'Jail?'
cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,'
Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde
waitress
at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about
her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against
me; and, at 89
years old, I was so proud that when
I got into court, I pled 'guilty' and
Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde
waitress
at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about
her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against
me; and, at 89
years old, I was so proud that when
I got into court, I pled 'guilty' and
the
judge gave me 30 days for lying under oath.'
judge gave me 30 days for lying under oath.'
Haha
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