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Difference Between Men and Women Drivers

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.  As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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Uploaded by: ocs1986
Date: 01/27/08
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Description: A classic joke on the difference between men and women drivers.

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Sun Jan 27 18:16:10 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

Hey, guy, that's not what they mean by defensive driving! ;-) ~tee hee~

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ProfessorX's avatar by ProfessorX Sun Feb 17 07:15:18 PST 2008 (4 months ago)

LOL, but I suppose if she'd yelled "DEER" he may have been careful...

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ocs1986's avatar by ocs1986 Mon Feb 18 08:35:49 PST 2008 (4 months ago)

He probably would have reached for the rifle if she had said that. Gotta love those rednecks ... LOL

Haha

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