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As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this persons condition. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling some long ago priest who made an admonition to 'care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked,' I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person. Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, 'Reach out, reach out!' So I did.......

 

 

 

 

 

I Won't be at Mass this week!

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Date: 01/22/08
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Jinxxx's avatar by Jinxxx Thu Jan 24 09:34:35 PST 2008 (6 months ago)

Something tell me it was worth it... If you think she can wrestle you should see her box, I should know, I'm the one she had in a head lock!!! ROTFL

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Jinxxx's avatar by Jinxxx Thu Jan 24 09:38:44 PST 2008 (6 months ago)

Should be something tells me, must be my tongues still tied from the hellatious licking I gave her just before she started laughing hysterically, from the tickling sensation and accidentally pissed in my face!

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Haha

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