A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical .
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC !!!
Any questions ???
NO? I didn't think so.









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So true! Jibbed
replyHe's got his coffee, so nobody'll get hurt... Good one.
replyjibs :)
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