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Students in a college English class were given an assignment to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life," by Bill Clinton and turn in book reports.

One creative student turned in the following book report, stating they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic:

Over three hours to read Clinton: Over three hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton:

The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Bill doesn't remember Jack about anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica... oh, let's not go there either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing.