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Why men are never depressed
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MEN are just happier people-what do you
expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a
white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear No shirt to a water
park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
this one is just too icky. you don`t have to stop and think of
which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. wrinkles
add charecter. wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
stare at your chest when you`re talking to them. New shoes don`t
cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.! Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks.. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can
open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act
of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. you almost never have strap problems in public. you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. everything on your face stays it`s original colour. the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. you only have to shave your face and neck.
you can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes- one colour all seasons. you can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. you can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. you have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. you can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on december 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. you almost never have strap problems in public. you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. everything on your face stays it`s original colour. the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. you only have to shave your face and neck.
you can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes- one colour all seasons. you can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. you can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. you have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. you can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on december 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
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Date:
12/08/07
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Ever wondered why men have it easy, well here's why.
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all true! i'm so jealous of my brothers.
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