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a blonde walks into a shop (no this aint one of those jokes were she says ow and its sposed to be funny), anyway..... a blonde walks into a pawn brokers and has a look around, and she sets eyes upon a TV set which is just the right size for her bedroom, she aproaches the sales assistant to ask about it, 'excuse me', the man looks up at her then what she is pointing at, 'how much is that TV set'?. the man looks at her again and says, 'sorry love we dont serve blondes'.

the blonde looks very hurt, then storms out angrily. to teach the salesman a lesson she buys a brown wig, puts it on then walks back in, walks up to the sals assistant to ask about the TV set. she got the same answer, 'sorry love we dont serve blondes'.

again the blonde looks hurt, but this time shocked and angry. she then goes out and buys a ginger wig, puts it on and goes back to the shop a few days later. looks around the shop convincingly, then walks up to the sales assistant again and asks, 'how much is that TV set sir'?. the sales assistant looks at her and says, 'sorry love we dont serve blondes'. in disbelief the blonde takes the wig off and asks, 'how did u know i was blonde after wearing these wigs'?

the sales assistant looks at her then the 'TV set' and says, 'because thats a microwave'!