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Uploaded by: Black_Bart
Category: TV, Music & Movies
Date: 11/24/07
Views: 267
Description: The Amazing Colossal Cheese that is David Caruso has been chopped up into tiny bite size morsels as a collection of one-liners (interrupted only by the putting on of sunglasses) that pre-empt the CSI:Miami opening. Get ready for a seven minute ride through acting Hell. Good Luck!

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vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Mon Nov 26 06:17:31 PST 2007 (5 months ago)

Notice how the sunglasses will often go on to emphasis the one liner. They do the cheesy one liner on CSI (original) as well, but always having Caruso say it makes it that much more special. I like the addition of the scream to start show. It is almost like it is a comment on the cheesy one liner. If you did this yourself...major kuddos!!!! If you found it somewhere...great find!!!

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wrinkling's avatar by wrinkling Mon Nov 26 14:20:01 PST 2007 (5 months ago)

jib from me

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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Tue Nov 27 16:08:32 PST 2007 (5 months ago)

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Jib It!

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katmed's avatar by katmed Fri Dec 21 16:12:20 PST 2007 (4 months ago)

Dude..that was the best take off in every scene he not o mly puts the glasses for emphasis but is allways holding them in his hands! do you know he owns a clothing store in South Miami? By now you all have figured out I live in Miami! So this flick is even more funnier! Watch out this is how the 24 fan club started!!

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