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Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?

A: The Linc - they never have a touchdown there .

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?

A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

And Finally :

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.