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Uploaded by: Papou

Category: Insults & Comebacks

Date: 11/06/07

Description: Example of French manufacturing!

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by Mercsenary Wed Nov 07 19:07:18 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

HAHAHAHAH! I feel so bad for laughing though. But seriously i bet they look back on it and laugh. Everyone is expecting a roar of rocket all they get is: "Ponk. FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH."

by mustanglover Wed Nov 07 19:40:49 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

I bet they had to change their underwear!

by TexarkanaBaby Thu Nov 08 01:28:39 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

Yeppers, I think that qualifies as an "OH S*H*I*T" momnet! Hmmmm, something makes me think the equipment was really made in China! Thumbs Up!! :-)

by GRK124 Thu Nov 08 03:01:03 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

Gotta love that Froggy Equipment! LOL And your right, that was a true "Oh, #?:@!" moment

by supergraphicdude Thu Nov 08 04:29:53 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

The French have it right...get the f away from that thing before the second stage motor ignites!! Also, ever google "French military victories"?

by TexarkanaBaby Fri Nov 09 23:48:26 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

Yeppers, when you google "French military victories" it says "no documents are found" or brings up a page that asks "Did you mean 'french military defeats." The page was created as a parody in 2003 as a prank by Canadian student, Steve Lerner from Toronto. It was his way of showing political opposition against "France's weaseling". Psst....next time, be sure and verify the URL!! And know you know the rest of the story!! :-)

by zefrenchie Sun Mar 16 02:58:04 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

What war have the americans won which did not involve the help of the french?

by Oddball1965 Sat Nov 10 01:25:30 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

This shows why America weapons are expensive, they work.

by moechelle68 Sat Nov 10 11:06:01 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

FRENCH FRIED

by paradoxman Sat Nov 10 23:10:45 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

Well at least the French have health care if that faulty equipment ever harmed any of thier own civillians. Besides, seems kind of silly to think that American artillary never duds. French bashing is ignorant and lame and just the way that the government wants you to think..Besides These are French Canadians in the Canadian army non??

by Papou Sun Nov 11 03:04:47 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

But it's so much fun to bash the French!

by ImperitorD Mon Nov 12 14:20:39 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

The #1 reason to be English: you're not French! HA!HA!HA! The only time the french army wins is when the man in charge isn't French. As for their "health care" being superior to ours remember last year when 10,000+ people died because they had a heat wave and virtualy all the health service workers were on vacation? Viva la France ;)

by paradoxman Tue Dec 04 00:07:30 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

true but just puts your ignorance on display for the wholr world to see

by paradoxman Tue Dec 04 00:12:40 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

Besides it's more fun bashing stupid people instead... much wider range to choose from. ha ha!

by paradoxman Tue Dec 04 00:10:48 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

Hmmm ten thousand in a freak heat wave or ten thousand annually because of lack of health care Hmmmmmm?? which one is better Hmmmm?? In language for you to understand... "one of these things are not like the other" Oh yeah! You would choose the one that three out of four would be doing...

by spartan1185 Fri Dec 07 07:50:26 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

when is the last time the french have won fight on their own? oh thats right. the 100 years war

by zefrenchie Sun Mar 16 03:02:43 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

which war have the americans won which did not involve the help of the french, the war for independence the french came, the first world war you just came to do all the cleaning, The second world war there was the french resistance, Korea you lost, don't start with Vietnam, the gulf war you won when our tanks were there and yeah i guess you showed them in iraq