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Thanksgiving Turkey is NOT your friend!

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Uploaded by: Smelter
Category: Holiday
Date: 11/05/07
Views: 8,584
Description: This is a public service announcement for your safety. At no time were any actors, or turkeys injured in the making of this video (tho that one girl DID get her boobies squeezed a whole bunch!!)... I gotta go! (~¿ô)

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ZATTAZ's avatar by ZATTAZ Mon Nov 05 10:03:42 PST 2007 (11 months ago)

ONLY A TURKEY FROM TURKEY WOULD BELIEVE THIS!! I THINK I WILL JAIL A JIB!!

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Mon Nov 05 11:21:48 PST 2007 (11 months ago)

Trust no one! Never know who's gonna slip you a drumstick! ;-) ~JIB~

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abacadaba's avatar by abacadaba Tue Nov 06 15:40:08 PST 2007 (11 months ago)

As soon as the guy grabbed her @:@# I jibbed it.

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Tue Nov 06 17:39:38 PST 2007 (11 months ago)

very informative.........

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cybertj's avatar by cybertj Wed Nov 07 06:33:16 PST 2007 (11 months ago)

Tryptophan, the all natural date rape drug......i like the little turkeys in the capsule...ha ha.....

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antisocial95's avatar by antisocial95 Sat Nov 17 23:19:18 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

WOW! Who knew? You really got to be careful nowadays. Man that drumstick in the glass was so smooth and quick, didn't even see it coming! ^_^

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Bowskifun's avatar by Bowskifun Wed Nov 21 16:20:28 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

turkey my ###

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bmech's avatar by bmech Thu Nov 22 06:42:18 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

That video was a turkey-Jab all the way

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Thu Nov 22 10:29:37 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

Geez........ coming from someone who has 100 of 'other peoples' jokes and not one of their own....I pride THAT comment!

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