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Your a Redneck when
- Jibs so far:
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- Jabs so far:
- 1
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
6 Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this".
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines".
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. You can't remember what is under the blue tarp in the front of your house!
Haha
- Title
- Budget Speech. The Pre-Budget Speech by Gordon Brown
- Info
- Length: 0:32 | Views: 37
- Category
- Category: Politics & Government
- Submitter
- Uploaded by Films4You on 11/23/08
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- Title
- Egg And Chicken
- Info
- Length: 1:43 | Views: 124
- Category
- Category: Other & Random
- Submitter
- Uploaded by blw866 on 11/23/08
- Jibs:
- 1
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- Title
- Cheerleader Accidents
- Info
- Length: 1:19 | Views: 464
- Category
- Category: Other & Random
- Submitter
- Uploaded by blw866 on 11/23/08
- Jibs:
- 2
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- Title
- CellPhone
- Info
- Length: 0:44 | Views: 78
- Category
- Category: Other & Random
- Submitter
- Uploaded by blw866 on 11/23/08
- Jibs:
- 2
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- Title
- "When Their Home Alone"
- Info
- Length: 0:24 | Views: 182
- Category
- Category: Animals & Nature
- Submitter
- Uploaded by mark1800 on 11/23/08
- Jibs:
- 9
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- Title
- Irish Drinking Songs
- Info
- Length: 1:44 | Views: 213
- Category
- Category: TV, Music & Movies
- Submitter
- Uploaded by blw866 on 11/23/08
- Jibs:
- 3
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- 0
- Title
- Where's The Kitty?
- Info
- Length: 1:16 | Views: 153
- Category
- Category: Animals & Nature
- Submitter
- Uploaded by Silver Rose on 11/23/08
- Jibs:
- 3
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- Title
- "SLIPPERY LEGS"!!
- Info
- Length: 0:00 | Views: 206
- Category
- Category: Commercials & Products
- Submitter
- Uploaded by wrench1 on 11/23/08
- Jibs:
- 2
- | Jabs:
- 1
- Title
- "GO DADDY"!!
- Info
- Length: 1:06 | Views: 98
- Category
- Category: Commercials & Products
- Submitter
- Uploaded by wrench1 on 11/23/08
- Jibs:
- 3
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- Title
- "MONKEY LOVE"!!
- Info
- Length: 0:50 | Views: 116
- Category
- Category: Animals & Nature
- Submitter
- Uploaded by wrench1 on 11/23/08
- Jibs:
- 2
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- 0
Comments (Add Comment)
i guess the 1 who jabbed it is a redneck and got offended
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