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The Female Genie
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While trying to
escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.Suddenly, a female Genie rose
from the bottle and with a smile said, 'Master, may I grant you one wish?'
Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-flea-bitten camel!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything.'
The shocked Genie said, 'Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever.'Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about
the impertinence of the woman and said: 'Very well, I want to awaken with
three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with
you.'The annoyed Genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared.The next morning
Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary
Clinton at his side.His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no
health insurance. God is Good
found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.Suddenly, a female Genie rose
from the bottle and with a smile said, 'Master, may I grant you one wish?'
Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-flea-bitten camel!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything.'
The shocked Genie said, 'Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever.'Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about
the impertinence of the woman and said: 'Very well, I want to awaken with
three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with
you.'The annoyed Genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared.The next morning
Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary
Clinton at his side.His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no
health insurance. God is Good
Uploaded by:
Deriter
Category:
Politics & Government
Date:
10/10/07
Views:
340
Description:
Genie grants Osama one wish
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