BAD HEADLINES II
~ Farmer Bill Dies in House
~ Nation's Head Seeks Arms
~ Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
~ Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
~ Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
~ Stud Tires Out
~ Eye Drops off Shelf
~ Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
~ Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
~ Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
~ Two Ships Collide, One Dies
~ Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
~ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
~ Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
~ Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
~ New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
~ Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
~ Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
~ Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
~ Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
~ Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
~ Air Head Fired
~ Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
~ Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
~ Include your Children when Baking Cookies










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:-D Stud Tires Out and Panda Mating Veterinarian! Can't help wondering if these are related stories! ~JIB~
replyNICE LEGS. ERR I MEAN NICE ONE. ERR I MEAN NICE JOKE!!
replyWas Farmer Bill in the cemetery when the typhoon hit. Let me know later, right now I'm going to go snack on a nutritious kid.
replyGeorge Bush went to the Bathroom while in England and he jump up, it said do not throw your Bums here." Ok, so he is stupid and it took him 10 min to find his way out of the royal stall. Hunter
replyGreat headlines, Uh..I mean great bad headlines!~jibbed~
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