Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

1

ELDERLY SEX 

  
One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman.

She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense.

She began coolly, "Yes, your honor.  I figured that at 92, if he could have sex...... he could also fly."