Jibs so far:

7

Jabs so far:

0

Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk."Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: (Look of total disbelief) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian.) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good. Thanks for asking. He rides me and brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather." Indian: (Look of total amazement) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep lie."