Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

2

Whats the difference between princess Diana, and the Raiders

The Raiders get killed AFTER they pass the tunnel

Whats the difference between princess Diana and tiger woods

Tiger Woods had a better driver

What is the difference between Lady Diana and a fly 
 

Depends which side of the windshield you're on.

 Did you hear about Lady Di's dandruff problem

Yup! They found her "Head and Shoulders" in the dash!