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Married for a Night
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Married for a Night
A man and a woman, who had never
met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk
and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently
woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she
replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're
married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he
exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn
blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Uploaded by:
card3king
Category:
Men & Women
Date:
09/16/07
Views:
425
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Married for a Night
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