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Uploaded by: pizano
Date: 09/15/07
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pizano's avatar by pizano Sat Sep 15 14:35:33 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

Love ya, Bill, but you are SO wrong about 9/11!

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Sun Sep 16 09:41:39 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

watcha mean, pizano?

pizano's avatar by pizano Sun Sep 16 14:10:42 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

After researching 9/11 for six years, Sherry, including the wild-eyed conspiracy theories that proved to be wrong, I believe without a doubt that the neocons were involved in all of the attacks that day. It's a horrific notion many people cannot accept.

jamesal's avatar by jamesal Tue Sep 18 16:42:27 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

Plausible but highly unlikely. The government cant even run Fema, what makes you think they could pull off something like that.

pizano's avatar by pizano Tue Sep 18 17:01:54 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

The federal government is multifaceted and not as incompetent as you may think, especially when in collusion with private corporations. If such an enterprise could put men on the moon in the 1960's, it could very easily help orchestrate 9/11.

paradoxman's avatar by paradoxman Sun Nov 04 09:07:21 PST 2007 (11 months ago)

yup.. it's the age old game of mis direction I mean could there have been an all out war in Iraq with out sept. 11th??what's with the Bush familys' long standing business association with that whole lot anyway? The egyption planes leaving the country while the whole nation was grounded?? The other building that collapsed later on that wasn't touched by the collapse..The unabashed capitalisation and exploitation by the powers that be of the whole mess? Did you know that Canadian firefighters and crack teams were forbidden to volunteer thier services to the city of New York? Even if you don't aggree on the conspiracy theory in deatail... something definately is smelling like dead fish..

pizano's avatar by pizano Sun Nov 04 09:56:25 PST 2007 (11 months ago)

Paradoxman, I could go on about 9/11 for an hour, but needless to say, JibJab is not the place to do it. If you haven't already viewed the Loose Change video (2nd edition) on the 9/11 conspiracy, available free on-line, you might find it eye-opening. It's controversial and just one of many credible sources, but a good place to start research. By itself it would probably be more than enough for most people...

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