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George Carlin about America

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Date: 09/06/07
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Description: George Carlin explains the truth about America in his typical humorous-yet true style.

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ImperitorD's avatar by ImperitorD Thu Sep 06 17:33:36 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

I got my *^^@:!% Pencil! Hey if I can use a calculator do I get a full ride?

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silentwolf's avatar by silentwolf Thu Sep 06 20:26:30 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

Unfortunately, he's absolutely correct.....and what do we do about it? It's so sad to feel so powerless against Big Money.

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STEVE"O"'s avatar by STEVE"O" Thu Sep 06 21:50:52 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

I agree with silentwolf!George Carlin is right on the money!!We the people should take acouple of steps back and take a good long look at the big picture!Were there is unity there is strength!!!SEND THE MESSAGE!!!

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megan92585's avatar by megan92585 Fri Dec 07 01:20:44 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

George Carlin tells it like it is. Read his books. They're hilarious and true. Right now "BIG MONEY" controls this country... It's not getting any better, it's only getting worse. We need to open peoples eyes to the FACTS. The youth of the nation really thinks the system is *^^@!$ (no need to censor when the joke is rated "red") and they don't care. Give them a reason to care, educate them, give them a way to change their future. I'm 22 years old and yes I VOTE... For the lesser of the evils of course. By promoting a smaller party you are enabling the really evil candidate because its one less vote to the other guy; however, if the smaller party receives enough votes they will be alloted more money for the next election. Therefore, we suffer if it's a close race, we can't vote for a smaller party.

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chapparro1's avatar by chapparro1 Sun Mar 23 02:48:08 PDT 2008 (6 months ago)

He is so right!

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